I dont have kids, but i can imagine that when i do i will have to tell them some bedtime stories from time to time. And they will all have to be G-rated, and im not really good at telling G-PG rated stories. If it was up to me, I’d tell them a story about some serial killer, or tell them a story of some movie and tell them i made up the story, so when they grow older and they see the movie theyll be like “wow they stole this from daddy”
However…I found this, and i can only say that not only will I be buying this book to put my kids to sleep, but i hope Ill be rich so i can pay Samuel L Jackson to read this to my kids. Please play the video and youll realize how much more awesome the book is with Samuel L. reading it
HYSTERICAL!!!
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